Happy Hol Merry Christmas!
Merry is better. It means drunk.
It's 100% Champagne tonight here. I guess that 13 bottles for five will be enough (we had 14 but we couldn't resist popping one earlier and we're not superstitious ;-). And for those of you who always fall for the big marketing French brands such as Veuve Cliquot, try some much better quality-price ones such as Ruinart and Deutz, you'll be surprised.
And as we say here, in the land of political incorrectness, joyeux Noël !